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Celeste Pizza
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Celeste Pizza


I haven’t had a Celeste pizza in probably 30 years. I figured at $1.00 each, let’s see if it had changed at all.

It hasn’t. Still a crime, most likely a felony.

by RedditAlwaysComesUp

16 Comments

  1. DamnedDirtyHuman

    At least you put it the oven. People that eat it out of the microwave are animals.

  3. Expensive-Safe-6820

    Celest pizza is not.really pizza its cheesy toast at best. And that one is burnt

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  4. PRIS0N-MIKE

    I bought like 5 of these because I expected them to be like totinos at least. I had a few bites and threw all of them away lol. Worst pizza I’ve ever had

  6. ManagementNovel4455

    You also burnt the fuck out of it. Not saying it would have been good regardless, but at least cook it right.

  10. SlapMySloth1

    I legit thought this was a little Debbie snack at first.

  13. limpymcjointpain

    Honestly with a little tlc, and some of (usually all of) the toppings they forget to add.. some of those little dollar snack size pizzas are actually quite tasty.